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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

A TEXT POST

A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

A TEXT POST

she-says-she:

laugh-addict:

 

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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17 days from today!

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nedroidcomics:

Fall Foliage

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A VIDEO

rock10zxa:

chaoticwildhorse:

[T-N]Kamen_Rider Fourze - Shooting Star MV

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the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

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A TUNE

kyrapyon:

Aquarius

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There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces 

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Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries

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The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus

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You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

Gemini

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Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer

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The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver’s test

Leo

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Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss’s face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo

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All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

Libra

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A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio

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Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius

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All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you’ve got hanging in your den

Capricorn

imageThe stars say that you’re an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they’re lying

If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

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animeisforplebs:

ISABELLE IS THE PINNACLE OF PERFECTION!

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motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

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A PHOTO

henshinharo:

Black Sun and Shadowmoon

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A VIDEO

blackandsilentsea:

Masked Rider Men’s Jewelry Series

I have no idea if these are even legit bandai/Toei merch or just customs since it says MR rather than KR. I bet the girls would love to add this on their style too.

Hey Jewels, get the Black buckle!

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A VIDEO

yazawathebanchou:

So I noticed I couldn’t find any gifs of Kamen Rider Black doing his henshin and while I am still new to this, I’m going to post these anyways.

A TUNE

Even if I lose you, I’ll get you back. I will never leave you.

くしても す キミを I will never leave you 

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